New phrase suggestion:
GOMO: Glee Over Missing Out.
What I feel when I see that this and that has happened on Clubhouse, and am delighting in both not caring, and not having spent my time keeping up with it.
Clubhouse: the current Giffen good of the Internet. Content that has its perceived value elevated through an illusion of exclusivity.
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